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People walk around with a sour puss face. Looking like they need dick. RUDE! |
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![]() It makes me crazy when people are consistently late
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NEW YEAR NEW HOPES!
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Just playin
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![]() I see tweets by the President........
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Lol. There is a new guy at work who is always late. Sometimes very late. I hate being late myself.
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NEW YEAR NEW HOPES!
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bent but never broken..
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it's a mutation in the dna of several kids... mine have that same mutation... didn't qualify them to be X-Men though..
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Can you see me now?
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![]() A vehicle is crossing the lane head on toward me and I know they were texting...idiots
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bent but never broken..
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maybe they were just trying to get a front view of your boobage...
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bent but never broken..
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I'm pretty sure I quoted Dixie in that one... but I'd be more than happy to look at yours if you insist.
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bent but never broken..
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not if it leads to colorful misinterpretations like that... makes life more interesting.
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![]() People who are too lazy to do their jobs expect you to bend over backwards to accommodate them
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bent but never broken..
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![]() People run a stop sign... almost hit you.. then look at you like it's your fault.
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onward and upward.
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![]() People spend their money on whatever rocks their boat, then they turn to you and expect you to hand over yours that you've saved..
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![]() Toronto traffic. Nuff said.
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![]() People that clearly shouldn't have been given a licence
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Come over here
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![]() Well. When I've got a migraine and I
Can't open the pill bottle I can't find something simple My computer acts up The blackout curtains fall open My cat demands attention Someone, somewhere is making a ton of noise My phone rings incessantly and I don't know who it is
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