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Old 05-25-2017, 07:31 AM   #26
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Old 05-26-2017, 06:25 PM   #27
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Old 05-28-2017, 10:11 PM   #28
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Old 05-30-2017, 12:57 AM   #29
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I'm the only one that does things around the house, what happened to team work?
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Old 05-30-2017, 04:25 AM   #30
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Old 05-30-2017, 01:40 PM   #31
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Old 05-30-2017, 03:38 PM   #32
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People don't communicate with you , instead play head games which involve others.. p.s. not an angry post... just how I feel..
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Old 05-30-2017, 03:46 PM   #33
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People don't communicate with you , instead play head games which involve others.. p.s. not an angry post... just how I feel..
Ok let's try the direct approach.

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Old 05-30-2017, 04:31 PM   #34
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People invite themselves to my paradise without even asking they show up unannounced then what do you say? Go home?
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Old 05-30-2017, 05:27 PM   #35
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:53 PM   #36
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:57 PM   #37
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Old 05-31-2017, 11:35 PM   #38
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Old 05-31-2017, 11:51 PM   #39
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:46 PM   #40
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He keeps say “ how come , “ all the freaking time about everything! Ex: do you want me to get you some water ? Me : no thank you. Him : how come ?
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Old 07-07-2018, 07:08 PM   #41
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Old 07-09-2018, 01:46 AM   #42
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Messed myself up with a nap today. I needed it but now I'm screwed for tomorrow.

I didn't even fap and nap. Just passed out on the couch. Disgraceful
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:51 AM   #44
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It says on the corner of the container..."peel here"..and the fucking thing WILL NOT peel..in fact I dont even think an oxyacetaline tank and burner would get the damn thing open!!
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:05 AM   #45
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It says on the corner of the container..."peel here"..and the fucking thing WILL NOT peel..in fact I dont even think an oxyacetaline tank and burner would get the damn thing open!!
Whatever product it is, it has many fellow fake opening setups. This is passive-aggresive manufacturing at its finest. Payback for low wages?
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:11 AM   #46
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people spend more time pokin g at others.. rl instead of doin productive stuff.. gawd
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Whatever product it is, it has many fellow fake opening setups. This is passive-aggresive manufacturing at its finest. Payback for low wages?

I suppose if I worked in the packaging industry..I'd be laughing like a loon
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I set myself on fire once...has that cheered you up any?
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