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Feeling lazy
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That as a mother, I need to be strong for her first and when alone i can let it out.
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...wait for the one who would do anything to be your everything... |
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Feeling lazy
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Oh! right... to vent lmao
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Being bad feels pretty good, huh? - John Bender, Breakfast Club. |
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...wait for the one who would do anything to be your everything... |
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Feeling lazy
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that as much as i'll try to forget it, shawn's avatar will stick in my mind for way to long.
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Being bad feels pretty good, huh? - John Bender, Breakfast Club. |
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Checkered Flag....
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...I am not as smart as I thought I would be at this time...
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Life is Good
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Once again how early 4:30 am is.
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Life is Good
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...and to avoid hitting my knee against the bedpost after shutting off my son's alarm clock. He really should have shut that thing off...
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WRAPPED AROUND HIM
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its tough to be two parents all by yourself...
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The kind of love where you can't breathe when your away from him... |
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A new way to burn a DVD.........cool
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The clinic is open
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that when I ride the motorcycle to the store to pick up "just one thing", it is not a good idea to buy three 20# turkeys. But they were SUCH a good deal!
(I called my son to meet me!)
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If I'm not on yahoo, I'm probably out leaving surgical instruments in someone |
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♪ ♫ ♪ hap-hap-happy ♫ ♪ ♫
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I learned what a woman's O face was. Thank you Nursedude.
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The clinic is open
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You are welcome, "pure and chaste from afar"
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If I'm not on yahoo, I'm probably out leaving surgical instruments in someone |
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Rolling with you
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I learned that being nice doesn't count for much
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Flirting God
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more about her than i knew yesterday, and tomorrow i will learn more than i know today
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Checkered Flag....
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~in my head~
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today I learned that I am very impatient when it comes to hearing from my friends... and I promise here and now that there will be updates... not many.. but there will be... grrrrrr
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein ![]() |
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Support the economy
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I wasn't alone in my thoughts.
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If Tyranny is going to come to your door, it's going to come in a uniform. |
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Hippie Chick
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that i can jump to conclusions very easily...with no reason, and i'm almost always wrong
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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. Mark Twain |
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~*His Evil Temptress*~
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that I can do this
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle |
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♥Always Happy♥
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That liars and sneaks and psychopaths will not win with me... I handled several today and got my voice back as well as my swagger...
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Days Like These Make Life Worth While... |
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~in my head~
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not to piss happy off... lol.. just kidding...
today I learned that leaving work at 3 o'clock is actually worse than leaving at 4... and that it feels great to take a nap... and that I need zicom? zican... zi something...
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein ![]() |
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Flirting God
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More then I ever thought possible!
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