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Blowing bubbles
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Teachers and parents always say “Learn something new every day!”. Is this true?
What did you learn today? Today I learned that the “Last Text message you received” is not just for PHONE texts.....IM’s count too!!!! I was all sad that I couldn’t post in that thread because I don’t HAVE phone texting abilities. Niceones’ response to my surprise of this by saying: “Oh....come here kitten” ![]() (I can be a dumbass too) |
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WOO'ed
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Location: PoDunk, USA
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I learned there are so many who have worse problems than I do. It makes me sad for them and makes mine seem trivial.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled
to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead ~ Lucille Ball~ |
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Is it Monday yet?
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Location: Too far north.
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Awww...kitten...c'mere. I know you'll be fine. You have graduated to Kinkyones...and yes, I'm already thinking of your next level of "ones".
I learned today how to keep meringue stiff. Damn, I love my job! Quote:
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Hell on heels
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Location: In shorter days, longer nights
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Today I learned I really am a nutjob!
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Life - tbd. |
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Flirting God
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Location: Virginia
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I need to relax and catch my breath sometimes
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~~SuzyQ~~
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Location: PA
Age: 35
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I learned today that the same thing my husband did to me....another man did to his wife and he's sitting in jail with 80,000 bond on him.
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Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was so loved? ~~Anzia Yenerska
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Super Flirt
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I learned I enjoy being on my own - at least for now.
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Flirting Guest
I Love It Here
Join Date: May 2008
Age: 31
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I have learned that I can fix a leaky faucet better than a plumber!
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SCOUNDREL
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SCOUNDREL
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Flirting God
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Location: Down the rabbit hole
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Today I learned what a deer tick bite looks like. Nasty little buggers, they are.
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SCOUNDREL
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I know your fingers might be a little tired...but I think it's been long enough that I got another bullett in the chamber.....just say the word and I'll smite her if she gets lippy with ya.
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SCOUNDREL
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Age: 38
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