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Old 04-22-2009, 12:07 AM   #26
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LOL...I notice you posted your feeling without DIRECTLY replying.........COWARD
chickenshit is more applicable
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:08 AM   #27
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LOL...I notice you posted your feeling without DIRECTLY replying.........COWARD


better? You can share those with Barkiss.....he needs some too.
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:09 AM   #28
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better? You can share those with Barkiss.....he needs some too.
Ya know for a chick who runs around her half naked you sure are a sour puss
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:13 AM   #29
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Ya know for a chick who runs around her half naked you sure are a sour puss
I'm a sour puss because I'm frickin COLD....give me some clothes!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:10 AM   #30
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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:14 AM   #31
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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
Or how much they undrestand you..
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:18 AM   #32
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:20 AM   #33
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Fear of failure is very important in my life.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:46 AM   #34
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that I have become VERY bored with my job
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When my son emails me thanking me for being such a good mom, it makes me cry.
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:54 AM   #36
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......that when I email Fav's Son pictures of his Mommy's avatars....it makes HIM cry
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......that when I email Fav's Son pictures of his Mommy's avatars....it makes HIM cry
Hahhaahahhahahah!

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Old 04-22-2009, 11:05 AM   #38
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Today I learned that I mentally correct everyone's spelling and grammar...it is a knee jerk reaction, but at least I keep it to myself most of the time.
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:08 AM   #39
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Yeah...I see your Knee Deep in the education process right now....*SIGH*....you would think after working all day that you wouldn't have to come on here to bear such a burden......thank you for your service to the site
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Today I learned that I mentally correct everyone's spelling and grammar...it is a knee jerk reaction, but at least I keep it to myself most of the time.
It's because you have too much time on your hands. I mean really do you ever work?
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:21 AM   #42
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It's because you have too much time on your hands. I mean really do you ever work?
Today I learned that someone is jealous of my vastly superior multi-tasking capabilities.
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TRUE..?...how do u learn true?...never heard ...let me in on it will you
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You too, huh? I've been pulling the wool over people's eyes for years!
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when someone dies, delete them from your messanger list, that way when someone pops online to delete their accounts you aren't shocked to heart failure when you see their name...
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Lord Scoob That is so hard.. I have not had that experience but I have lost a student to a murder... Her empty desk spoke louder than I care to remember.
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