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Today I learned that, it's not WHAT you know that's important, it's what people THINK you know
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Flirting God
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Or how much they undrestand you..
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. --- Mark Twain |
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Mickey makes me laugh
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Once in his life, every man is entitled
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Fear of failure is very important in my life.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. --- Mark Twain |
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that I have become VERY bored with my job
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WOO'ed
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When my son emails me thanking me for being such a good mom, it makes me cry.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled
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......that when I email Fav's Son pictures of his Mommy's avatars....it makes HIM cry
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You would only be hurting your nephew
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Once in his life, every man is entitled
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vaginas are weird
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Today I learned that I mentally correct everyone's spelling and grammar...it is a knee jerk reaction, but at least I keep it to myself most of the time.
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"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." ~ Andre Gide |
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It's because you have too much time on your hands. I mean really do you ever work?
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Rimming thread, look behind the green door ----------------->>
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vaginas are weird
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Today I learned that someone is jealous of my vastly superior multi-tasking capabilities.
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"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not." ~ Andre Gide |
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i'm a man in paradise
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This morning..i learned just how nice and sweet a lady can be..
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True
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i'm a man in paradise
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TRUE..?...how do u learn true?...never heard ...let me in on it will you
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~seni sevi yorum~
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when someone dies, delete them from your messanger list, that way when someone pops online to delete their accounts you aren't shocked to heart failure when you see their name...
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i know you have been hurt terribly, i know you deserve to be treated better than that, i know i love you so very much ~ OGP
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See me after class....
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