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Old 11-03-2009, 08:12 PM   #576
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:15 PM   #577
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That as a mother, I need to be strong for her first and when alone i can let it out.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:18 PM   #578
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That as a mother, I need to be strong for her first and when alone i can let it out.
Sounds like we both need to find a remote spot and just scream.....
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:20 PM   #579
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Sounds like we both need to find a remote spot and just scream.....
mmmm, a remote spot just with you to scream???

Oh! right... to vent lmao
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:28 PM   #580
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mmmm, a remote spot just with you to scream???

Oh! right... to vent lmao
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:34 PM   #581
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:36 PM   #582
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that as much as i'll try to forget it, shawn's avatar will stick in my mind for way to long.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:36 PM   #583
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...I am not as smart as I thought I would be at this time...
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:11 PM   #584
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Once again how early 4:30 am is.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:15 PM   #585
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Once again how early 4:30 am is.
...and to avoid hitting my knee against the bedpost after shutting off my son's alarm clock. He really should have shut that thing off...
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:15 PM   #586
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its tough to be two parents all by yourself...
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:15 AM   #587
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:20 PM   #588
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that when I ride the motorcycle to the store to pick up "just one thing", it is not a good idea to buy three 20# turkeys. But they were SUCH a good deal!

(I called my son to meet me!)
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:24 PM   #589
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I learned what a woman's O face was. Thank you Nursedude.
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You are welcome, "pure and chaste from afar"
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:38 PM   #591
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I learned that being nice doesn't count for much
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:47 PM   #592
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more about her than i knew yesterday, and tomorrow i will learn more than i know today
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:55 PM   #594
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today I learned that I am very impatient when it comes to hearing from my friends... and I promise here and now that there will be updates... not many.. but there will be... grrrrrr
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:33 PM   #595
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:49 PM   #596
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that i can jump to conclusions very easily...with no reason, and i'm almost always wrong
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:47 PM   #597
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:17 PM   #598
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That liars and sneaks and psychopaths will not win with me... I handled several today and got my voice back as well as my swagger...
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:22 PM   #599
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today I learned that leaving work at 3 o'clock is actually worse than leaving at 4... and that it feels great to take a nap... and that I need zicom? zican... zi something...
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