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Old 04-22-2009, 02:51 PM   #51
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:52 PM   #52
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I learned today after reading some posts here...this site is a mixture of wants needs and desires...married and flirting does not mean all are married and all are not here to flirt..LOL..I need clarification.....or maybe a score card telling me the reasons they are here...
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:55 PM   #53
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:02 PM   #54
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:03 PM   #55
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:07 PM   #56
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:11 PM   #57
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:13 PM   #58
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You'd be a scary person to lie to! I wouldn't dare....you don't even believe me when I tell the truth!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:13 PM   #59
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:15 PM   #60
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Today I learned that when your child walks up and says "Mommy I feel like I'm going to throw up" STAND BACK... she knows what she's talking about!!
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OK, I gotta ask, what the heck kind of animal is that? a dog or a cat?
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It's me with a 5:00 shadow...geez
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:24 PM   #64
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:29 PM   #67
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:34 PM   #68
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Today I learned that when your child walks up and says "Mommy I feel like I'm going to throw up" STAND BACK... she knows what she's talking about!!


LOL.....so true


Just like when they ask you to smell their hand............DON'T!!!
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