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Old 04-05-2017, 12:30 PM   #951
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An ice-cold Pepsi on a scorching hot day!
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:31 PM   #952
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An ice-cold Pepsi on a scorching hot day!
Stop it!

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Old 04-05-2017, 12:33 PM   #953
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Me? Would I do such a thing? *looks all innocent * *bats eyelashes *
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:42 PM   #954
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Figuring out which wire goes where...
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Old 04-05-2017, 01:56 PM   #955
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Fucking awesome hun!...absolutely killed me!!...as you found out!
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Old 04-05-2017, 06:15 PM   #956
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Old 04-06-2017, 01:06 AM   #957
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:30 PM   #958
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Old 10-15-2018, 11:08 PM   #959
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Old 10-16-2018, 12:48 PM   #960
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:29 PM   #961
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Working towards my goals and making progress each day. I’m more and more motivated!
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Old 10-16-2018, 04:20 PM   #962
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:08 PM   #963
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ever elusive...
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:19 PM   #964
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:35 PM   #965
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Being wrong about something. Sometimes it’s a relief to be wrong!
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:45 PM   #966
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A completed home repair. It makes me a handy man.
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:55 PM   #967
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...not having to put on clothes..
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:15 PM   #968
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Old 10-20-2018, 10:44 PM   #969
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