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Old 04-05-2017, 11:30 AM   #951
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An ice-cold Pepsi on a scorching hot day!
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:31 AM   #952
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An ice-cold Pepsi on a scorching hot day!
Stop it!

You'll only wind up ole Tom
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:33 AM   #953
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You'll only wind up ole Tom
Me? Would I do such a thing? *looks all innocent * *bats eyelashes *
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:42 AM   #954
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Figuring out which wire goes where...
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Old 04-05-2017, 12:56 PM   #955
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Fucking awesome hun!...absolutely killed me!!...as you found out!
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Old 04-05-2017, 05:15 PM   #956
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Old 04-06-2017, 12:06 AM   #957
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that first cup of coffee.
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Old 04-07-2017, 06:30 PM   #958
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news of a new baby joining the extended family this September
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Old 10-15-2018, 10:08 PM   #959
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In the eye of the beholder
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Old 10-16-2018, 11:48 AM   #960
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:29 PM   #961
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Working towards my goals and making progress each day. I’m more and more motivated!
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:20 PM   #962
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Old 10-16-2018, 04:08 PM   #963
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ever elusive...
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Old 10-16-2018, 04:19 PM   #964
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Old 10-20-2018, 11:35 AM   #965
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Being wrong about something. Sometimes it’s a relief to be wrong!
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Old 10-20-2018, 11:45 AM   #966
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A completed home repair. It makes me a handy man.
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:55 PM   #967
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...not having to put on clothes..
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:15 PM   #968
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Old 10-20-2018, 09:44 PM   #969
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:17 AM   #971
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For me it is having that special someone that's there for you... spends time with you... makes you laugh... sleeps with you... pretty much everything... a partner in crime...

I should probably change this mindset... I'm a work in progress...
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:36 AM   #972
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:46 PM   #973
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Old 01-07-2019, 04:42 AM   #974
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The sound of someone else's palms slapping the pavement, instead of your own
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