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Old 10-15-2018, 07:41 PM   #68901
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Will you be mad if I forget?
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Old 10-15-2018, 07:44 PM   #68902
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Are you mad that I forget what fucking year it is?
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Old 10-15-2018, 07:54 PM   #68903
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Wouldnít you like it to be 1981 again?
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Old 10-15-2018, 07:57 PM   #68904
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Wouldn't you???
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:07 PM   #68905
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Shall we build a time warp?
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:09 PM   #68906
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Do you know how?
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Old 10-15-2018, 08:20 PM   #68907
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Are there instructions on the Internet?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:11 AM   #68908
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Let's do the Time Warp, yeah?
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:00 AM   #68909
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Are we going forward or backwards in time?
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:45 AM   #68910
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Isn't forwards preferable?
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Old 10-16-2018, 08:00 AM   #68911
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Can we chose how far we go?
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Old 10-16-2018, 09:34 AM   #68912
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Shouldnt we both have a say in that?
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Old 10-16-2018, 01:38 PM   #68913
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Can I have a say too?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:51 PM   #68914
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Doesnít your opinion count the most?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:53 PM   #68915
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May I chime in?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:56 PM   #68916
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Are you in tune?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:58 PM   #68917
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Do I need to get out my mallet?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:58 PM   #68918
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How big is it?
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:59 PM   #68919
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Aren't they all average?



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Old 10-16-2018, 03:01 PM   #68920
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No variety?
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:02 PM   #68921
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Isn't variety the spice of life?
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:03 PM   #68922
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How spicy do you like it?
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:10 PM   #68923
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How high does the scale go?
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:11 PM   #68924
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That's not yet determined, is it?
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:12 PM   #68925
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Has anyone scorched themselves yet?
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