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Old 09-06-2018, 09:00 PM   #26
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Oh I know you liked it dirty , but didn’t realize this dirty , he says to her.
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:02 PM   #27
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poop isn't dirty she says, it came out of you...






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Old 09-06-2018, 09:04 PM   #28
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Quickly you should head to the shower or i can’t continue she says
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:08 PM   #29
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Reluctantly he backs away from her and says "what did I get myself into?"
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:15 PM   #30
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Seductively she looks at him and says nothing
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:30 PM   #31
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"Tough shit" he says, "you'll just have to deal with it" as he jumps on top of her
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:33 PM   #32
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“Quickly get your ass off of me “ she says
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Old 09-07-2018, 07:10 AM   #33
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Vibrating motions were felt by both!
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Old 09-08-2018, 07:44 AM   #34
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"Wow, that was something" she said.
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Old 09-08-2018, 08:14 AM   #35
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"Xenophobia is not something I suffer from " I said ..as I gently stroked her thigh
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Old 09-08-2018, 11:37 AM   #36
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You want to try that again, I whispered softly
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Zzzz is usually what happens afterwards
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An appealing looked crossed his face as he gazed on...
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Beauty sleep was definitely not what she needed he thought as he gently kissed her
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Old 09-08-2018, 02:24 PM   #40
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caressing her cheek, as his mouth tenderly kissed her, teasing her...
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Daring, he traced his fingertip along her collarbone
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Desiring her more and more with each tender kiss he plants on her
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Encouraged, he sucked softly along the ridge
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Fingertips running lightly over her collarbone and shoulders causing her to moan ..
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Gripped her tighter as her moan shook his control
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Held on to him tight, with her legs wrapped around him
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Inhaled the fragrance of her skin and hair as it cascaded over his face
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Just wanted more..
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Kisses give way to nips and bites
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Light licks and flicks with a tongue tip ..
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