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Old 11-02-2019, 11:05 PM   #38101
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Therefore nobody’s happy =time for a new plan
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Old 11-02-2019, 11:07 PM   #38102
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Time for a new plan= Hmmmm maybe time for a new Mom?
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Old 11-02-2019, 11:12 PM   #38103
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Hmmmm maybe time for a new Mom= Reevaluating the situation
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Old 11-02-2019, 11:16 PM   #38104
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Re- evaluating the situation= Time to go to the divorce attorney?
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Old 11-02-2019, 11:17 PM   #38105
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Time to go to the divorce attorney = something I want to avoid
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Old 11-02-2019, 11:26 PM   #38106
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Something I want to avoid= Child support or a sexual harassment suite
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:58 AM   #38107
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Child support or a sexual harassment suite= taking out a loan for an attorney
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Old 11-05-2019, 01:45 AM   #38108
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taking out a loan for an attorney = a balloon payment of my first born
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:50 AM   #38109
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A balloon payment of my first born= Sounds like a Mafia shakedown
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:39 AM   #38110
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Sounds like a Mafia shakedown = sounds like a 70s dance
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:41 PM   #38111
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Sounds like a 70s dance= Tonight is the Grease costume party
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Old 11-08-2019, 12:03 AM   #38112
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Tonight is the Grease costume party = Help getting into leather pants
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Help getting into leather pants = something a dominatrix would never say
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Old 11-09-2019, 09:52 AM   #38114
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Something a dominatrix would never say= Do not slap my ass or use nipple clamps
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Old 11-09-2019, 06:00 PM   #38115
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Do not slap my ass or use nipple clamps = Said Hulk Hogan to Sister Rose Labia
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Old 11-09-2019, 08:47 PM   #38116
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Said Hulk Hogan to Sister Rose Labia = A whole new meaning to "tag team"
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Old 11-15-2019, 09:24 AM   #38117
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A whole new meaning to “tag team” = two girls one cup
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Old 11-17-2019, 12:36 AM   #38118
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Two girls one cup= frat party drinking games
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Old 11-17-2019, 12:39 AM   #38119
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Frat party drinking games= Somebody will get lucky tonight
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Old 11-21-2019, 03:27 PM   #38120
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Somebody will get lucky tonight = a winning combination
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A winning combination= sheís horny and heís hard
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She’s horny and he’s hard=something a married couple doesn’t experience
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Something a married couple doesnít experience= Thinking about each other all day
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Thinking about each other all day=not getting any work done
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Not getting any work done= some things are more important than work
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