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Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Therefore nobody’s happy =time for a new plan
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#38102 |
Start the Fireplace
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Age: 67
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![]() Time for a new plan= Hmmmm
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#38103 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Hmmmm maybe time for a new Mom= Reevaluating the situation
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#38104 |
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![]() Re- evaluating the situation= Time to go to the divorce attorney?
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#38105 |
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![]() Time to go to the divorce attorney = something I want to avoid
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#38106 |
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![]() Something I want to avoid= Child support or a sexual harassment suite
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#38107 |
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![]() Child support or a sexual harassment suite= taking out a loan for an attorney
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![]() A balloon payment of my first born= Sounds like a Mafia shakedown
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#38110 |
Greek god who can't draw
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![]() Sounds like a Mafia shakedown = sounds like a 70s dance
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#38111 |
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![]() Sounds like a 70s dance= Tonight is the Grease costume party
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#38112 |
Greek god who can't draw
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![]() Tonight is the Grease costume party = Help getting into leather pants
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#38114 |
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![]() Something a dominatrix would never say= Do not slap my ass or use nipple clamps
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#38115 |
Душу к одной зажечь
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![]() Do not slap my ass or use nipple clamps = Said Hulk Hogan to Sister Rose Labia
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#38117 |
Flirting God
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![]() A whole new meaning to “tag team” = two girls one cup
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#38118 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Two girls one cup= frat party drinking games
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#38119 |
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![]() Frat party drinking games= Somebody will get lucky tonight
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#38120 |
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![]() Somebody will get lucky tonight = a winning combination
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#38121 |
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![]() A winning combination= she’s horny and he’s hard
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#38122 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() She’s horny and he’s hard=something a married couple doesn’t experience
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#38123 |
Start the Fireplace
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![]() Something a married couple doesn’t experience= Thinking about each other all day
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#38124 |
Getting my toes wet!
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![]() Thinking about each other all day=not getting any work done
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#38125 |
Start the Fireplace
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![]() Not getting any work done= some things are more important than work
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