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Old 05-09-2013, 03:16 PM   #51
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No matter their expertise, men always have to look under the hood of a stalled car ...
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:17 PM   #52
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:23 PM   #53
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:30 PM   #54
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Guys must never ever put the loo seat down ever
oh it is always down at my house. cause if I have to lift it...so do you
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #55
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:32 PM   #56
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:34 PM   #57
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They don't want to answer the cuddling question, because they'd have to admit publicly they like it
I will I LOVE cudding with the right lady , a guy not me sorry .
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:35 PM   #58
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No matter the injury, the first bit of first aid is to "walk it off"
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:39 PM   #59
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:43 PM   #60
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:51 PM   #62
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:52 PM   #63
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:53 PM   #64
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Old 05-09-2013, 08:07 PM   #67
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Men make better drivers!! - it's a spacial awareness thing!

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