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Old 08-26-2012, 03:55 PM   #1
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FORGIVE ME MY BROTHERS, AND SISTERS FOR I HAVE SIN,ED TWAS ON A FAMILY GATHERING AT MY HOUSE ,I COOKED A SPEGGETE, BOLANAISE,SAID I MADE THE SAUCE MYSELF, BUT IN REALITY I PURCHED 2 JARS OF SAUCE FROM MY LOCAL SUPERMARKET,IM ASHAIMED OF MY REP OF AN ITALIAN SAUCE MAKER,
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Old 08-26-2012, 03:56 PM   #2
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Once I bought cookies and passed them off as homemade. *naughty naughty*
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Old 08-26-2012, 04:10 PM   #3
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I'm sure I'd much rather have it from a jar to enure your itialian sauce was not included.
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:34 PM   #4
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I don't need to be a dishonest cook...
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:47 PM   #5
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I took some chicken to a pot luck once, but I messed up because I also had the napkins with KFC on them............
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:58 PM   #6
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Old 08-28-2012, 12:00 AM   #7
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I've made brownies from a box and added some cinnamon and passed them off as homemade
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Old 08-28-2012, 12:01 AM   #8
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:25 PM   #9
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I confess...I went to a picnic...forgetting there was a baked good contest...I whipped up a batch of boxed brownies..and won first place!! Hey...I used my own pan!!
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:26 PM   #10
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I cook all my own sauces, and whatever. Love to cook and boast about 200 cook books.
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:26 PM   #11
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:29 PM   #12
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Old 08-28-2012, 11:43 PM   #13
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Ha, new plan for next pot luck......just put the muffins in a pan!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-29-2012, 12:00 AM   #14
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Uhmm yeah ok..confession time...

Iodized salt in place of kosher salt. I know im headin straight to hell.
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Old 08-29-2012, 12:03 AM   #15
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Old 08-29-2012, 12:36 AM   #16
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My ex hubby is a vegan. When it was really bad, right before I left, I would use milk, butter, cheese, whatever thing I could put into a dish that he wouldn't think about. He never knew but it made me chuckle on the inside.
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:35 AM   #17
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Old 12-23-2012, 05:00 PM   #18
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I have unwrapped shop bought cakes and put them on a different plate for the school fair so they look home made!
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Old 12-23-2012, 05:13 PM   #19
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One of the funniest stories ... I used to ship this BBQ sauce by the gallons to my father for years, its from the local bbq place and he would rip off the label and pass it off as his own. I outed him at his wake .... still waiting for a payback of some form.
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I make awesome guacamole.. Got asked to make it for several parties but once I passed off store-bought as my own.. My guilt still kills me!
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