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Old 01-13-2018, 09:47 AM   #1
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Default Teeth or Shower?

Heard a sociologist on the radio the other day who studies human ritual behavior. He claimed that people fall into one of two camps: those who brush their teeth first and then shower, and those who shower first and then brush their teeth. So which are you?
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:45 AM   #2
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oh god I brush my teeth as soon as I rise from sleep
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:50 AM   #3
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I didn't see an option for "brush teeth in the shower"
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:53 PM   #4
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Teeth first for me.

Did the study reveal what attributes or traits accompanied those that fell into either camp? If so, I'm assuming teeth first puts me in the intelligent, good looking and well hung category.
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:55 PM   #5
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Shower then teeth or breakfast then teeth. Teeth then makeup
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:29 AM   #6
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I didn't see an option for "brush teeth in the shower"
Is this before or after the shower sex?
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Old 01-14-2018, 11:53 AM   #7
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Teeth first otherwise I get cold
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:20 PM   #8
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I put on a sock and a sock first

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Old 01-14-2018, 03:03 PM   #9
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I didn't see an option for "brush teeth in the shower"
And if you also pee while brushing and taking a shower it can cut 20 minutes off the morning routine. Very efficient.

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I've always brushed my teeth in the shower.

Am I the only one?

That way you don't have to worry about being messy and you can really go at it.

Full run down;
1. Pee
2. Shave face
3. Shave balls
4. Get in shower
5. Shampoo hair
6. Brush teeth
7. Rinse hair add conditioner.
8. Soap it all up. Get the crack and the balls extra good.
9. Wash face
10. Rinse the whole head
11. Turn water temp up and enjoy for a few seconds
12. Exit shower into cold bathroom.
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:03 PM   #11
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I think taking a shower each day is an American thing.

I just wash my dick and butt crack in the bidet, shave if I have a meeting, brush, and comb ... done. Takes like 10 minutes.
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I think taking a shower each day is an American thing.

I just wash my dick and butt crack in the bidet, shave if I have a meeting, brush, and comb ... done. Takes like 10 minutes.
Way to go stinky.
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I think taking a shower each day is an American thing.

I just wash my dick and butt crack in the bidet, shave if I have a meeting, brush, and comb ... done. Takes like 10 minutes.
I don't know anyone with a bidet. It's un-American .
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I don't know anyone with a bidet. It's un-American .
My husband actually received a F on a project once because in his "dream home" he had a bidet in every room
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I don't know anyone with a bidet. It's un-American .
If my wife had a bidet she would set it on warm and masturbate all day.
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If my wife had a bidet she would set it on warm and masturbate all day.
My hotel room in Tokyo had an electric one that had many functions buttons. I was hoping it would trim my pubes for me but I couldn’t find that button
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My hotel room in Tokyo had an electric one that had many functions buttons. I was hoping it would trim my pubes for me but I couldn’t find that button
The Japanese don't have pubes...racist.
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Before or after doesnt matter.As long as im not flossing on her pube hair , its all good.
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