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Old 07-01-2017, 08:42 PM   #29876
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This is just too good~~

I'd say ...'Why Jill, Do you know I don't know how to ""pull out"?' ....I was kidding!' ....


and then I hear hear the slide pull back .....and then ...you motherrucker!!!! Of course I own a fucking gun! <Bang , Bang, Bang .....> .....taps ~


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Old 07-01-2017, 08:42 PM   #29877
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Ok, get the newspaper and read me the obits.

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Old 07-01-2017, 08:44 PM   #29878
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Would you pass me the crossword puzzle then?
After I finished it, or we could do it together, but only if Saturday NYT..takes all day.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:45 PM   #29879
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Perfect. You handle the across words, and I'll go down... I mean the down column.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:46 PM   #29880
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This is just too good~~

I'd say ...'Why Jill, Do you know I don't know how to ""pull out"?' ....I was kidding!' ....


and then I hear hear the slide pull back .....and then ...you motherrucker!!!! Of course I own a fucking gun! <Bang , Bang, Bang .....> .....taps ~


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Quiet, please! I'm reading the mystery disease feature in the NYT Magazine section. Main symptom: fork wounds to neck.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:48 PM   #29881
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Quiet, please! I'm reading the mystery disease feature in the NYT Magazine section. Main symptom: fork wounds to neck.

Ok ..you get 2 points! Enjoy the evening ...and remember we all Luv you~
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:51 PM   #29882
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Ok ..you get 2 points! Enjoy the evening ...and remember we all Luv you~
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Old 07-02-2017, 01:39 AM   #29883
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Old 07-02-2017, 02:47 AM   #29884
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Old 07-02-2017, 09:35 AM   #29885
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Pillow fight
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:00 AM   #29886
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So, who is making the coffee run?
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:43 AM   #29887
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Not me. I don't drink coffee.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:15 AM   #29888
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Hot damn!
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:00 AM   #29889
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I'm saying nothing, don't want to ruin a good thing
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:08 AM   #29890
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ughhhhh

would that be on big beach???

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Old 07-17-2017, 09:10 AM   #29891
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Coffee coming up.
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:12 AM   #29892
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oh yes please

I can smell it brewing

and am one lucky guy
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:51 AM   #29893
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Morning Handsome..
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:02 PM   #29894
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You're amazing.
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:22 PM   #29895
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So are you ...
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:23 PM   #29896
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Any plans for the morning?
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:26 PM   #29897
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Only if they involve you & me!
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:49 PM   #29899
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How much did we drink?
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:22 PM   #29900
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Is there a reason why I'm on the floor?
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