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Old 05-19-2010, 03:29 PM   #26
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wouldn't I be a liar if I said no?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:33 PM   #27
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would the answer no be a lie?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:37 PM   #28
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Would it be easier if I just said YES?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:41 PM   #29
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would yes be the answer that makes u smile ?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:44 PM   #30
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Is a huge smile ok?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:50 PM   #31
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is a broad grin a fair enuff response?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:54 PM   #32
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Wasn't my smile in response to your grin?
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Old 05-19-2010, 03:57 PM   #33
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was i grinning ?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:01 PM   #34
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would it be a safe guess to say yes?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:09 PM   #35
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:13 PM   #36
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Does it mean everyone in here is happy?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:22 PM   #37
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Aren't we ALWAYS?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:25 PM   #38
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don't we try to pretend?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:26 PM   #39
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don't we have reason to be happy?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:33 PM   #41
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:35 PM   #42
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Isn't having a reason just an added bonus?
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If there's a reason, wouldn't we know?
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Can't we be always happy until we have a reason not to be?
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How can I argue with that?
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Old 05-19-2010, 04:56 PM   #46
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did i find my way back?
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:01 PM   #47
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where you lost?
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:23 PM   #48
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why didn't you send up a flare?
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Old 05-19-2010, 05:48 PM   #49
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Will you remember a map next time?
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:15 AM   #50
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who hid the map and the safety kit?
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