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Old 05-25-2007, 10:35 AM   #51
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Doesn't sound like you're confused at all, CM. There's nothing in the world better than that. Sounds girly, but being cuddled up in the arms of someone you love can't be any more manly.


holding each other after sex is the icing on the cake.............
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:59 PM   #52
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Will Smith is sexy as hell.
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:36 PM   #53
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penny is such a hottie
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:39 PM   #54
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need to get up and finish cleaning.... nah.... I'll just sit here one more minute!!!
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Old 05-26-2007, 01:40 PM   #55
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suz has very nice breasts,love to lick her nipples
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:19 PM   #56
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Old 05-28-2007, 12:55 PM   #57
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I should be at Home Depot...
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:13 PM   #58
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I really wonder why she is really here, maybe the same reason that I am.
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Old 08-14-2007, 10:30 AM   #59
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I got nothing really. I was hopeing that the last response would trigger something, but nope. Nothing.
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:09 PM   #60
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there are beautiful women on the site
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:17 PM   #61
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:18 PM   #62
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I can't believe I am such a dunderhead....
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:27 PM   #63
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Quit procrastinating and just do it already!
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:32 PM   #64
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what fine lady might flirt with me today and make my day a bit nicer....
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:50 PM   #65
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Why do people in Seattle like drinking so much coffee and why don't they have more bathrooms for them?
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:08 PM   #66
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Why the hell is my dog choosing to lick his ass in front of me.....ewwwwww
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:11 PM   #67
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Why the hell is my dog choosing to lick his ass in front of me.....ewwwwww
First thing that pops into my head after looking at Red is blood. Oh wait, you ment the head between my shoulders, right?
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:19 PM   #68
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Whoever said keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer... they suck!
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:23 PM   #69
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Miss the voice already..
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:23 PM   #70
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Why does food look so damn good when you can't eat it, then when you can eat it and it is sitting in front of you - you don't want it?
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:24 PM   #71
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what a night
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:26 PM   #72
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:27 PM   #73
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:30 PM   #74
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Why The F*ck Now And What The F*ck For?!
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Old 08-15-2007, 08:37 PM   #75
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Why can't she live closer?
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