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#401 |
Flirting God
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![]() You mysteriously start receiving letters from AARP marked URGENT: ...Special this week on burial plots~~~
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#402 |
Flirting God
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#403 |
Love is sharing a bone
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![]() You keep getting asked if you want to apply the senior citizen discount to that.
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#405 |
Something or other
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![]() You say "in my younger years/days..." I am aiming to have my best years still ahead of me and will do so till I'm 6 feet under.
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Silver Lady
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I agree with you on that. I am there now.
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Something or other
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#411 |
Something or other
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Love is sharing a bone
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Silver Lady
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Hi Lyric That is what I thought too .
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![]() You think the "old" Wonder Woman is hotter than the "new" Wonder Woman.
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Flirting God
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Signs I'm getting old.... not being able to get to the point. |
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#416 | |
Flirt In Waiting
I Love It Here
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#417 |
The invisible rabbit
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![]() I know I'm getting old because...... oh damn I forgot what I was going to say.
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#418 |
Perpetually Sporadic
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![]() You're actually the sensible one, ordering taxis for friends and making sure they get home in one piece
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#419 |
Married And Flirting
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![]() Everytime I stand up I make a grunting sound and that's at 31
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#420 |
I'm That Woman ..
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![]() You walk into a room and you can't remember what you are doing there ...
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#421 |
The Notorious J.A.G.
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![]() My ability to be fake friendly is non-existent. Polite? All day long. Friendly? Go fuck yourself.
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#422 |
Something or other
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![]() You master doing research on various topics and know how to find answers in which you're seeking.
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#423 |
Gone fishing
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![]() You exhibit self-control when you go out drinking with your friends.
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#424 |
4.5% GDP Forecasted
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![]() You can no longer relate to many of the younger crowd's struggles...life is pretty good
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#425 |
Hello
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![]() the need for reading glasses
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