signs you are getting old.... - Page 17

66rockman · 07-09-2017, 12:40 PM

You mysteriously start receiving letters from AARP marked URGENT: ...Special this week on burial plots~~~

66rockman · 07-09-2017, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hijiller

You buy a toilet seat riser for your mother, but keep it for yourself.

LMAO!!! Now I remember when my mom had one in the assisted living facility~

NorthDog · 07-09-2017, 12:55 PM

You keep getting asked if you want to apply the senior citizen discount to that.

flirtingenie · 07-09-2017, 09:39 PM

You go to pick up the grand babies and you bone goes. Snap crackling and pop.

Lyric~* · 07-09-2017, 09:43 PM

You say "in my younger years/days..." I am aiming to have my best years still ahead of me and will do so till I'm 6 feet under.

Lyric~* · 07-09-2017, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by NorthDog

You keep getting asked if you want to apply the senior citizen discount to that.

One thing that I'm looking forward to actually. I want discounts on my camping reservations. They are dirt cheap!

NorthDog · 07-09-2017, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

One thing that I'm looking forward to actually. I want discounts on my camping reservations. They are dirt cheap!

I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.

flirtingenie · 07-09-2017, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NorthDog

I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.

I agree with you on that. I am there now.

Just A Girl · 07-09-2017, 10:10 PM

I buy all the medication with the arthritis friendly tops.

Lyric~* · 07-09-2017, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NorthDog

I dunno, the closer you get, the more you may rethink that. Trust me on that one.

Well in any case...I hope I create some good stories of madness and shenigans to tell the grands and take to my grave! My goal is to be that crazy old lady that everyone talks about bcuz she doesn't give a shit bcuz she is a lose cannon and can get away with it.

Lyric~* · 07-09-2017, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by flirtingenie

I agree with you on that. I am there now.

I guess I'm in denial and plan to stay here for as long as possible. I'm not budging either.

Hi Genie!

NorthDog · 07-09-2017, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

Well in any case...I hope I create some good stories of madness and shenigans to tell the grands and take to my grave! My goal is to be that crazy old lady that everyone talks about bcuz she doesn't give a shit bcuz she is a lose cannon and can get away with it.

Well, you seem to be well on your way to that goal.............

flirtingenie · 07-09-2017, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyric~*

I guess I'm in denial and plan to stay here for as long as possible. I'm not budging either.

Hi Genie!

Hi Lyric

That is what I thought too .

scott46 · 07-10-2017, 02:42 PM

You think the "old" Wonder Woman is hotter than the "new" Wonder Woman.

Sweet-Tee · 07-10-2017, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by scott46

You think the "old" Wonder Woman is hotter than the "new" Wonder Woman.

That's not age, that's just good taste. Of course they are both hot and I wouldn't kick either of them out bed for eating crackers, if I was the kind to have another woman in her bed. Now that I think of it, a woman in bed isn't such a bad idea.

Signs I'm getting old.... not being able to get to the point.

2muchfun73 · 07-10-2017, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet-Tee

That's not age, that's just good taste. Of course they are both hot and I wouldn't kick either of them out bed for eating crackers, if I was the kind to have another woman in her bed. Now that I think of it, a woman in bed isn't such a bad idea.

Signs I'm getting old.... not being able to get to the point.

Do not fear! I can guide you to the point!

Jabbuk · 07-10-2017, 03:32 PM

I know I'm getting old because...... oh damn I forgot what I was going to say.

ByronBay · 07-14-2017, 09:29 PM

You're actually the sensible one, ordering taxis for friends and making sure they get home in one piece

Lubbs · 07-17-2017, 12:39 PM

Everytime I stand up I make a grunting sound and that's at 31

ladygodiva123 · 07-17-2017, 12:54 PM

You walk into a room and you can't remember what you are doing there ...

Just A Girl · 07-17-2017, 01:43 PM

My ability to be fake friendly is non-existent. Polite? All day long. Friendly? Go fuck yourself.

Lyric~* · 07-17-2017, 01:55 PM

You master doing research on various topics and know how to find answers in which you're seeking.

St. Jimmy · 07-17-2017, 03:36 PM

You exhibit self-control when you go out drinking with your friends.

RisingSun · 07-17-2017, 11:43 PM

You can no longer relate to many of the younger crowd's struggles...life is pretty good

Daisee · 07-18-2017, 04:03 PM

the need for reading glasses

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Just A Girl The Notorious J.A.G. Join Date: Oct 2010 Age: 44 Posts: 57,557 Thanks: 29,695 Thanked 33,036 Times in 20,427 Posts Blog Entries: 21	My ability to be fake friendly is non-existent. Polite? All day long. Friendly? Go fuck yourself.

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