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Old 05-19-2017, 09:38 AM   #2751
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Can she juggle?
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Old 05-29-2017, 08:47 PM   #2752
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Why most all of his posts are in the fun zone...
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Old 06-01-2017, 09:06 PM   #2753
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Is he ever serious?
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Old 06-02-2017, 07:22 AM   #2754
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On what type of cloud does she live? Stratus, Cirrus, Cumulus?
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Old 06-02-2017, 07:50 AM   #2755
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Was residency as bad as it always portrayed to be ?
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Old 06-02-2017, 08:10 AM   #2756
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When is she going to come visit me in Happily Ever After?
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Old 06-02-2017, 08:31 AM   #2757
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Same question.
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Old 06-02-2017, 03:45 PM   #2758
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On what type of cloud does she live? Stratus, Cirrus, Cumulus?
Cumulonimbus....they grow vertically when the storms begins to stir
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Old 06-02-2017, 03:46 PM   #2759
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How does she like the site?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:10 PM   #2760
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Is his last name Flash? Is it really a gas, gas,gas?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:12 PM   #2761
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Why that avatar
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:15 PM   #2762
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What color are your nipples?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:16 PM   #2763
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If he knew today was National Donut Day?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:20 PM   #2764
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If she's every recorded an album.
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:22 PM   #2765
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What is she trying not to see?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:22 PM   #2766
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I did not!

Oh lord. So much to do...
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:24 PM   #2767
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If he knew today was National Donut Day?
OMG where is Donut when you need her?
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:26 PM   #2768
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Nada. He seems to know about mish and his fondness for donuts
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Old 06-02-2017, 05:29 PM   #2769
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Well since she wants to know nothing I want to know everything. Just make sure that it's categorized using the Dewey Decimal system.
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Old 06-03-2017, 01:48 AM   #2770
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I wonder if he is ever up to 1
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Old 06-03-2017, 02:07 AM   #2771
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I wonder when she will really come over to Old Europe again ...
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Old 06-06-2017, 11:29 AM   #2772
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If he is enjoying his day so far.
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Old 06-06-2017, 11:30 AM   #2773
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If she has dark hair.
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Old 06-06-2017, 12:06 PM   #2774
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If he ever puts a shirt on.
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Old 06-06-2017, 12:08 PM   #2775
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If she ever takes her hat off.
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