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Old 09-06-2009, 01:27 AM   #26
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what he is looking at
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:31 AM   #27
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what he is looking at
I am sure that you are the focus of his thoughts...
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:37 AM   #28
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:44 AM   #29
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Most definitely
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:46 AM   #30
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:48 AM   #31
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Hate to say it...but true fan...Rams
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:49 AM   #32
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:50 AM   #33
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Why she is watching a game this late.
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:51 AM   #34
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:53 AM   #35
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Why she is watching a game this late.
cause lsu is playing washinton
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:55 AM   #36
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Old 09-06-2009, 03:39 AM   #37
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Is it possible to find the G-spot by sonic probing?
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:26 AM   #38
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the newbie, sophia1, she sounds hot!
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:45 AM   #39
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the lottery numbers a day in advance
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:09 AM   #40
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If tn is a secret code which, if broken, would reveal he was the actor who played the Tin Man in Victor Flemming's adaptation of The Wizard of Oz?
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:28 AM   #41
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Just a reminder that the thread is called "Something you wish you knew about the person above you!"
Not something else entirely different to the person above you!!


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Old 09-06-2009, 08:31 AM   #42
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If she enjoys being a moderator.
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:33 AM   #43
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If he is having a good morning!
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:34 AM   #44
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:36 AM   #45
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What his Id means.....
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:01 AM   #46
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I'd like to know what game he plays.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:06 AM   #47
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ROFL... it is NOT what you may think
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:11 AM   #48
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Ok....so it's not poker.

I'd like to know if he's going to tell me.
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:20 PM   #49
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Why she is sad (hugs)
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:21 PM   #50
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I'd like to know how many posts she would have if posts in the fun zone counted
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