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Old 09-06-2009, 03:08 PM   #51
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Where his ticklebum went, so he can smile again!
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:22 PM   #52
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What is g3b's sexual fantasy?
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:27 AM   #53
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Where he gets his pictures for the trumps thread...
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:31 AM   #54
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can he fly with those wings really?
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #55
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has he ever gone fishing in rain
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:35 PM   #56
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Who is her SECRET crush?
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:37 PM   #57
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why is he so damn sexy??
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:43 PM   #58
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Who's the lucky guy to wash you off???
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:44 PM   #59
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Who is the lucky lady to have stolen your heart?
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:59 PM   #60
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She seems very sexy when she meets with her sweetheart.
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:15 PM   #61
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What is your favorite meal and wine?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:18 PM   #62
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wonder who he likes here....what her name is?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:20 PM   #63
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I wonder what really makes him tick!!!!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:23 PM   #64
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i wonder what really is going on it that mind of her's?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:34 PM   #65
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Does he really have an ass that great!!!!!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:36 PM   #66
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will she ever tell her true thoughts??
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:39 PM   #67
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Hmm wonder how he would react to the truth!
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:41 PM   #68
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wonder if she likes to dance?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #69
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What types of food does he like?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:43 PM   #70
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What is your favorite meal and wine?
My favorite meal, who says we'd eat, and my favorite wine, would be you wining my name...

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Apple wanut chicken with a rasberry glaze and white zin
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:51 PM   #71
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if she's as much fun to take out as she seems to be??
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #72
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How long IS he going to stand in that lake?
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:56 PM   #73
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when we gonna meet.
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:56 PM   #74
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when is she going to come rescue me
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Old 09-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #75
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If he ever goes fishing without clothes on!
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