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Old 09-27-2016, 02:51 PM   #51
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Old 09-27-2016, 02:57 PM   #52
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Every joint in your body has its unique sound.
And a unique name...for instance..my elbow joint is fondly known as "you fckin asshole!"
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:07 PM   #53
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:27 PM   #54
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That everyone relies on you to fix their problems. Kid's car is going out, but she hasn't saved any money for a new one. She's been busy having fun & spending. Now it's up to me to figure it out.
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:33 PM   #55
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That everyone relies on you to fix their problems. Kid's car is going out, but she hasn't saved any money for a new one. She's been busy having fun & spending. Now it's up to me to figure it out.
Hmmm.....have had similar issues like that. It's so much easier to parent the two-year old fit-thrower and potty-trainer than the grown-ups!
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:48 PM   #56
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Hmmm.....have had similar issues like that. It's so much easier to parent the two-year old fit-thrower and potty-trainer than the grown-ups!
She's been going to festivals & traveling, which is great....but maybe she'll get a bus pass. Tough love & tough shit! Lol I can't figure it out today, but I'm sure we'll sort it out. Idk....2 year olds are bad asses! That's a toss up!
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:38 PM   #57
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:47 PM   #58
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I can't think of a word cooler than cool when I want to say something is rad.
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:50 PM   #59
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:54 PM   #60
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:54 PM   #61
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Only, I missed them first time around, so I am a lot more teeny than most of the audience in my clapping, singing, and generally annoying the older folks who think I am drunk.
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Old 12-12-2016, 02:59 PM   #62
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You watch PBS and like it.
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Old 12-12-2016, 03:00 PM   #63
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Well G&N has Axle back and they will be rocking the USA -- guess they are all broke now and need some retirement cash
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Old 12-12-2016, 03:41 PM   #64
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When you find yourself hanging out much more in the news forum than the flirting forums.
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Old 12-12-2016, 03:59 PM   #65
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Old 12-12-2016, 04:43 PM   #66
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Old 12-12-2016, 04:44 PM   #67
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<<<<That damn thing added one! Bastard!
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Old 12-12-2016, 05:20 PM   #69
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:47 PM   #74
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