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Old 09-27-2007, 01:32 PM   #1
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Default Stuff we say to our kids, over and over again...

Shut up or I'll give ya something to cry about!

You're grounded.... till you're 35!

Knock it off.... your dad and I made you and we can make another one just like you!

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!!

Because I said so... now go to your room!
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:37 PM   #2
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"If you do that again, I'm spanking your butt. I mean it this time!" Don't worry Annie, that was directed toward my kids...not you!

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Old 09-27-2007, 01:41 PM   #3
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"If you do that again, I'm spanking your butt. I mean it this time!" Don't worry Annie, that was directed toward my kids...not you!
Worry? I was hoping.....
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:43 PM   #4
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What in the world are you doing? Go to your room!
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:48 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:49 PM   #6
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Hey I direct it to Annie....
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:50 PM   #7
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Don't do that ,you can get hurt.........What did I say? Do it again I'm going to kill ya!


Hush your mouth!


Bully him one more time and I'm going to become the bully!
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:59 PM   #9
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Watch your mouth!!

Fine, I'll remember that next time you want money!!
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:59 PM   #10
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don't touch that, it's hot

your face is gonna freeze like that
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:01 PM   #11
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go brush your teeth

hurry up, we're gonna be late
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I told you 30 min's ago that it was time to go to bed
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What do you say?



Please eat with your mouth closed!

What in the world are you doing?
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:03 PM   #14
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Ask again and see what happens!
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:11 PM   #16
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I said stop!

Quit bickering!

Didn't I just tell you to leave your sister alone?

Did you finish your chores?
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Get off your brother, leave him alone.
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Old 09-27-2007, 02:13 PM   #18
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My all-time favorites:

I love you too, Sweetheart!

You're so precious.

Give Daddy a big hug.
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If I have to stop this car ......
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When your father gets home ....
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Would you PLEASE turn your sock right side out!

Put your clothes away, I didn't spend all that time folding them so they could end up on the floor.

Would you clean up the kitchen when you're done cooking.
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Look at this mess!


No name calling!
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