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Old 10-12-2008, 09:11 PM   #26
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everyone dress all in green

gang green (bad, but funny)


This belongs in the bad pun thread (very bad, but funny)
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:53 PM   #27
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About 5 years ago I put like 8 "Special K" boxes around the entrance of the house the kids were coming in. I knife the boxes and the "Special K" was all over the place. I dressed in ripped up cloths and got all mean looking. As the kids came in I asked what I was.
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:55 PM   #28
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About 5 years ago I put like 8 "Special K" boxes around the entrance of the house the kids were coming in. I knife the boxes and the "Special K" was all over the place. I dressed in ripped up cloths and got all mean looking. As the kids came in I asked what I was.
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a "cereal" killer.....
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Old 10-14-2008, 12:55 PM   #29
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About 5 years ago I put like 8 "Special K" boxes around the entrance of the house the kids were coming in. I knife the boxes and the "Special K" was all over the place. I dressed in ripped up cloths and got all mean looking. As the kids came in I asked what I was.
Any guesses?
um........I'm guessing a cereal killer?
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:08 PM   #30
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Yeh, that's it. Some of the answers te kids come up with were funny though.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:15 PM   #31
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Last year, I blew up a bunch of purple ballons, and pinned them on my hubbys clothes, and pinned a vine to his hat, so he went as a bunch of grapes.
It was hysterical, but he couldn't sit down.

This year, he won't let me do his.
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Old 10-14-2008, 01:24 PM   #32
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It is a pretty common costume, but I decided to make it as real as possible a few years back. First I went to the eye doctor and got some brilliant red contact lenses made, so that my eyes would almost glow in the dark. The next step was to go the dentist and get fitted for "real" fangs. The dentist almost did not do it, but I convinced him to do it anyway. The last step way to get a manicure that made my fingernails end in points. After that, I just wore a fitted black t-shirt, black jeans, my leather motorcycle boots, and some costume jewelry that had some satanic imagery. It was the best vampire costume ever.
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:41 PM   #33
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Being a serious Halloween fanatic, I love to dress up. My most recent costume (last year) I was a retarded witch. I made my own broom, complete with a bumper, lighted taillights, a bumper sticker that said "TAIL GATORS WILL BE TOAD", and a bicycle horn, and rearview mirror. My costume consisted of a crooked hat, high top converse all stars, mismatched stockings, and billy bob teeth, I even had a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe. Face painted green etc. I had a blast.
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Old 10-14-2008, 06:44 PM   #34
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:38 PM   #35
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