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Old 05-06-2018, 08:00 AM   #32301
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..am generally curious...
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Old 05-06-2018, 08:20 AM   #32302
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Am sore. Working too much lately!
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Old 05-11-2018, 09:02 PM   #32303
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Am bored now see y'all later taters! Have a good one.
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Old 05-11-2018, 11:51 PM   #32304
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need to get more sleep
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Old 05-13-2018, 01:49 PM   #32305
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am logging off and enjoy my day with family
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Old 05-13-2018, 08:55 PM   #32306
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Mother’s Day sucks when your mother isn’t with you any more no matter if you have children or not
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:13 PM   #32307
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Am beginning to have doubts....
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:14 PM   #32308
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Butterflies?
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:26 PM   #32309
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Not exactly ......
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:28 PM   #32310
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You know what Nike says....

...but if you do ya gotta tell me all about it!
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:38 PM   #32311
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...but if you do ya gotta tell me all about it!
Yep.... just do it....
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Old 05-13-2018, 09:39 PM   #32312
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Yep.... just do it....
See...now I get to live vicariously through you!
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