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Old 01-22-2011, 01:38 PM   #26
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hang on...I gotta pull my sweatpants down..
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:39 PM   #27
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I'm wearing granny panties and a 5-hook bra
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:41 PM   #28
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We gotta stop...my dick gets sore during my outbreaks...
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:43 PM   #29
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"sorry! My keyboard is acting up and sometimes the 'b' comes out as a 't'...anyhoo...as I was saying, you really are fab!"
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Ever heard of a donkey punch?
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:48 PM   #31
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I just drew eyes, nose, and a mouth on this canteloupe and I'm going to cum on it..is that ok?
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:52 PM   #32
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is it ok if I have hairy nipples??
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:52 PM   #33
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oh shit! BRB I just spunked on my dog!
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:54 PM   #34
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I'm wearing a thong but you can't see it for the rolls
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:54 PM   #35
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Shouldn't we get to know each other better, first?
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:55 PM   #36
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Oooh...you're a naughtly little slut aren't you?? Yeah...you like it when I do that, do you?? Yeah...you want me to...oh...hang on...just got an email from a guy I'm doing business with in Nigeria. He's having trouble clearing my inheritance through the bank and I have to go wire him some money. Brb.
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Old 01-22-2011, 01:57 PM   #37
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wow that was fast!! Do you cum that fast with your wife to??
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Shit, I gotta go, my dad just asked if my homework was done........
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Old 01-22-2011, 02:11 PM   #39
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oh fuck baby, you make me soooo hot. I can totally feel the sweat dripping down the crack of my ass.
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your wife is better at this....she made me cum 3 times
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Old 01-22-2011, 02:19 PM   #41
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I'm wearing nail polish that matches the rash I just developed on my ass.

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YOU wear nail polish too??? (heard from him)
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Old 01-22-2011, 02:25 PM   #43
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do you ever have to pee after you cum?
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have these lines worked with anyone else?
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That's funny, I never hear anything during a cyber session, I must be doing it wrong!
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yeah I thought about that after I posted it....lmao
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I'm just being a smart ass, it's a good thread....
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hold on, brb, I just pulled over a speeder and need to write a ticket.......
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