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Old 01-22-2011, 04:34 PM   #51
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Could you please cum a little faster? I'm bored now.
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:34 PM   #52
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That's funny, I never hear anything during a cyber session, I must be doing it wrong!

I was thinking the same thing gdgrl... they say great minds think alike... maybe we should get together and do some.........thinking. or...
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:39 PM   #53
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sorry...I dozed off....where were we??
Oh .. Never say never on this one .. I said it to someone a long, long time ago way before I found this place
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:42 PM   #54
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Gtg....Mom says my Hot Pockets are ready! Yipee!
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:49 PM   #55
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I'm not even going to waste my energy to reach over to my nightstand and grab my toy~I'll just post while you keep talking
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:51 PM   #56
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I was thinking the same thing gdgrl... they say great minds think alike... maybe we should get together and do some.........thinking. or...
Well, if we do, it's gonna be awful quiet!
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Old 01-22-2011, 04:57 PM   #57
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The ice cream guy is here....brb
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:05 PM   #58
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I'm Chris Hansen, bitch.
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:12 PM   #59
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The nurse just called me for my proctology appt....gotta go!
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:16 PM   #60
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my cock is covered with blisters....that's cool though right?
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:17 PM   #61
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hold on let me get the Crisco, I'm outta lube it was on sale
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:22 PM   #62
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BRB I gotta go wash my hands....I'm not a good wiper!
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:23 PM   #63
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welll.. whaddya know.. this one actually does smell like fish.
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:25 PM   #64
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Wait...hold on a sec, I'm streaming Golden Girls so I have a visual to jerk off to.
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:30 PM   #65
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mmm...yeah baby...that kinda talk makes the hair on my ass stand up
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Old 01-22-2011, 05:35 PM   #66
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Hurry up, godammit...my cousin is about to get here and she always wants to fuck.

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Old 01-22-2011, 05:37 PM   #67
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ummm, I'm running out of ways to describe what I'm doing to you....maybe you should just watch some porn????
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:24 PM   #68
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while you were cumming I made another cup of tea and signed for a parcel, "ohhhhhhh, mmmmmmmm, ooooooooooo omg!!!!"
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:30 PM   #69
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I'm back... sorry I couldn't type... masturbate ...and answer the phone all at once... and I wasn't about to stop masturbating... I never realized before what an erotic voice my grandmother had...
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:06 PM   #70
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:31 PM   #72
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Make sure to tell (enter other site members name here) that we are doing this...I would hate for them NOT to know about us.
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Old 01-22-2011, 09:39 PM   #73
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Old 01-23-2011, 02:42 AM   #74
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hmmmm, couldn't help but notice DG is very good at this....coincidence???
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:24 AM   #75
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