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Old 05-29-2018, 06:14 PM   #26
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You all are great at killing bugs and other vermins.
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:38 PM   #27
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We are trained observers...we can spot cleavage in public in any direction! What??? Staring and oogling is a silent compliment, no??
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:44 PM   #28
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Occasional chivalry that makes me feel very feminine
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:58 PM   #29
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Sometimes we can say the right things at the right time.
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:00 PM   #30
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Your arms, gentlemen.

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Old 05-29-2018, 07:39 PM   #31
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I’ve been giving this a lot of thought since I last posted over a week ago ..... I so nearly thought of something ... promise to keep trying xxxxx
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Old 05-29-2018, 07:53 PM   #32
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Driving long distances, getting rid of dead mice, charging dead car batteries, umm, and opening jars.
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Old 05-29-2018, 08:06 PM   #33
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Old 05-29-2018, 09:33 PM   #34
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I'm an expert at opening cans of worms...

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Old 06-15-2018, 06:42 PM   #35
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:23 PM   #36
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We have great navigation skills!
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:27 PM   #37
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:40 PM   #39
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:40 PM   #40
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Reminding women why they are women
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We’re good at remembering important moments and dates in sports. Just not bdays and anniversaries that much.
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Why I got married day after my birthday
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Nobody tell her about the jar under the hot water trick...okay?
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Old 06-15-2018, 09:25 PM   #44
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Old 07-01-2018, 01:57 PM   #45
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Changing a flat tyre, carrying objects that are just too heavy for a woman, fixing broken things. To name, but a few ...
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Old 07-01-2018, 02:11 PM   #46
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I could go on and on about all the things men are good for. The best foil for my femininity and tamers of my bratness.

Got no use for DudeBros though.
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Old 07-02-2018, 05:14 PM   #48
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It’s been over a month .... still nothing xxx
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