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Old 11-30-2008, 11:22 AM   #26
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We could but where at?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:24 AM   #27
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:24 AM   #28
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:25 AM   #29
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:26 AM   #30
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:28 AM   #31
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:29 AM   #32
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:30 AM   #33
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No, but will he hurt us if we strip him?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:32 AM   #34
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:33 AM   #35
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Will you be strong enough?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:34 AM   #36
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should we handcuff him fisrt?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:35 AM   #37
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Do we have enough time to have multiple go rounds?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:35 AM   #38
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You want 1sxy to handcuff you too?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:38 AM   #40
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Did they run away??
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:39 AM   #41
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did i scare them?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:45 AM   #42
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Do you think it was the sight of your handcuffs?
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:47 AM   #43
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:52 AM   #44
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I picked the lock, are you ready to hold me down and have your way with me?
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Do you think you can handle the ride on top?
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I will try, I am the key master, are you the gate keeper?
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