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Old 11-30-2008, 12:00 PM   #51
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Is your combination a nice rub down?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:02 PM   #52
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Could my combination be a secret?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:02 PM   #53
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:05 PM   #54
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Do you think he will become frustrated?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:08 PM   #55
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he might do you think he might want us to relieve him?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:10 PM   #56
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:12 PM   #57
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Blimey...is this how you play the game??
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:13 PM   #58
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you did not know?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:16 PM   #59
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ohh it isn't this way, Brink??
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:20 PM   #60
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I will figure out the combination, do you want me to keep trying?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:20 PM   #61
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God, am I on the spot now?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:21 PM   #62
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Brink, if you start at the top and I'll start at the bottom, think we can pop the lock?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:23 PM   #64
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Was4 You have a plan?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:25 PM   #65
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Do I wish I'd listened more to my locksmith lessons?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:26 PM   #66
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You had lessons on locks??
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:29 PM   #68
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:35 PM   #69
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Do you think we will need the lube for the lock?
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:41 PM   #70
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:45 PM   #71
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Am I the only one who wants to hear more about the lube for the lock instead of the key?
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Old 11-30-2008, 02:23 PM   #72
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Old 11-30-2008, 02:37 PM   #74
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Wouldn't it be better to save the lube?
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Old 11-30-2008, 02:39 PM   #75
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