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Old 03-16-2009, 06:20 PM   #1
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:23 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:32 PM   #4
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Forums that are pretty addictive!
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:34 PM   #5
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:39 PM   #6
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Me, I wouldn't know anything about it myself.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:46 PM   #7
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:17 PM   #8
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Day is almost over for those of u one the East Coast!
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:19 PM   #9
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East Coast yes, but not us on the West Coast!
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:21 PM   #10
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West Coast players are just getting ready for their afternoon naps.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:22 PM   #11
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Naps are a great way to catch up sleep instead of doing all that pesky work.
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Naps are the best when taken on a rainy cold day all cuddled up in a big blanket...
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:24 PM   #13
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:04 PM   #14
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Naps are the best when taken on a rainy cold day all cuddled up in a big blanket...
blanket off - time to get naked!
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Naked, wouldn't that surprise my customers when they walk through the door?
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:10 PM   #16
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:16 PM   #17
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From here to there is too far!
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:19 PM   #18
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:20 PM   #19
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Thinking I might.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:23 PM   #21
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:24 PM   #22
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:31 PM   #23
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can you get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:00 PM   #25
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Pop it in your mouth and suck....how many licks does it take?
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