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Limit how many cakes you eat in a day..
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"You mess with me I will F*CK you up with my wicked hottness!" --Ter-MAN-ator I may have issues.....but you're pretty messed up too!
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Trunk and limbs are body parts.
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Nibble on some ears....ears of corn that is...
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"You mess with me I will F*CK you up with my wicked hottness!" --Ter-MAN-ator I may have issues.....but you're pretty messed up too!
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Point to the east, cause that's where I live !
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life is good :)
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Night or day...anytime is a good time to play.
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Play with yourself if no one else want too, its ok, you know!
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Right over there...he is the man!
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Man is usually the root of all of a womans problems.
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ooodle, i like oodles of noodles
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Chinese is a very difficult language to learn.
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Learn something new everyday, whether it's Chinese, another language or anything else; it's easy, all you have to do is open your eyes and ears to the world around you.
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you have natural biases, and they are your biggest obstacle to discerning truth.
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reality is a good profession, if you like selling houses
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Houses are all around here to be sold, but money is so tight!
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Thight budget is the lot of many these days.
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