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Old 03-17-2009, 04:02 PM   #26
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Take it to the limit.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:04 PM   #27
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Limit how many cakes you eat in a day..
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:07 PM   #28
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Day by day, eating too many cakes leaves more junk in your trunk.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:11 PM   #29
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Trunk and limbs are body parts.
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:36 PM   #30
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Parts I would like to nibble.
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:56 PM   #31
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Nibble on some ears....ears of corn that is...
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:04 PM   #32
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Is the subject always going to come back to cobbing and tossing salad at some point?
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:44 PM   #33
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:48 PM   #34
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:00 PM   #35
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Given that you should enjoy each day, should you also party hearty each night?
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:54 PM   #36
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Night or day...anytime is a good time to play.
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:42 PM   #37
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:43 PM   #38
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Know how to do it just right!
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Right over there...he is the man!
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:59 PM   #40
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Man is usually the root of all of a womans problems.
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Problems..boy to I have oodles.
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ooodle, i like oodles of noodles
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:14 PM   #43
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Noodles and or rice with Chinese?
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:19 PM   #44
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Learn something new everyday, whether it's Chinese, another language or anything else; it's easy, all you have to do is open your eyes and ears to the world around you.
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Houses are all around here to be sold, but money is so tight!
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