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Old 03-18-2009, 12:59 PM   #51
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:20 PM   #52
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Cabin by the lake with good friends make for a great day!
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:46 PM   #53
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Day, night, someone u know is always here.
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:52 PM   #54
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Here and ready to play.
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:54 PM   #55
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Playtime is what I need.
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:59 PM   #56
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Need to feel his touch
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:48 PM   #57
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Touch my hair, i think its dry.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:56 PM   #58
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Dry me off with a soft towel.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:05 PM   #59
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Towels are for wimps, just swallow.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:10 PM   #60
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:12 PM   #61
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What is in your mouth?
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:13 PM   #62
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Mouth is full of strawberries.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:15 PM   #63
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:16 PM   #64
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Swallow, as opposed to spit?
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:16 PM   #65
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Swallow them, I did.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:35 PM   #66
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Did you now?
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:36 PM   #67
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:39 PM   #68
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:40 PM   #69
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Her only choice might be to go at it alone.
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Alone then I go, I do not need assistance.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:50 PM   #72
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Though only with the right assistant
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:51 PM   #73
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Assistant, root of word is ass.
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Old 03-18-2009, 03:53 PM   #74
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Ass or not, I would rather have assistance, sorry.
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Sorry is what that Barkiss is gonna be, soon!
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