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Old 11-03-2009, 06:42 PM   #10176
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:42 PM   #10177
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Enough is not what I'll be yelling!
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:43 PM   #10178
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enough talk more action
Did not mean to skip over you daisy...sorry

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Old 11-03-2009, 07:08 PM   #10179
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:33 PM   #10180
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Strong decisions require nerves of steel.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:42 PM   #10181
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Steel could describe my, ummm, nerves
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:46 PM   #10182
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nerves sometimes get frazzled...
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:39 PM   #10183
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frazzled, nervous or anxious, 3 things I can do without
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:40 PM   #10184
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Without those things....life would be boring...
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:26 PM   #10185
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boring is not a word I would associate with this site
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:48 PM   #10186
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Site one stands erect in glad anticipation of my baby's stimulation.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:54 PM   #10187
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stimulation packages available, inquire within
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:07 PM   #10188
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within this site you'll find many great people that like to play and have fun.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:10 PM   #10189
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fun doesnt begin to describe what that avatar conjures
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:16 PM   #10190
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conjures? am I a good witch or bad?
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:19 PM   #10191
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bad is what I want to be with him
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:23 PM   #10192
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him. why does he have all the luck?
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:33 PM   #10193
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luck and being charming can win over any woman
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:37 PM   #10194
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women make it all worthwhile
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:39 PM   #10195
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worthwhile adventures are coming your way
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:40 PM   #10196
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way to make my night
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:43 PM   #10197
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night ahead of us, with lots of fun i can imagine
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:44 PM   #10198
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imagining already, all ready?
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:22 AM   #10199
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ready to call it a night, or just getting started?
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:27 AM   #10200
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started again...where have you been?
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