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Old 09-06-2009, 04:46 AM   #1
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Old 09-06-2009, 11:57 PM   #2
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the football draft!!!
OMG.... who knew there were so many players out there!
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:53 AM   #4
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OGP, trying to cheer me up..
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:20 AM   #5
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DR stalking me. He always says something that makes me forget he's a sociopath.
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Old 09-07-2009, 06:31 AM   #6
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a friend emailing me a joke
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time westarted swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says,
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
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Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,
' And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops' ...
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:07 AM   #7
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DR stalking me. He always says something that makes me forget he's a sociopath.
...then its working......lol

(and those are pretty big words for a Steeler's fan....)
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:03 AM   #8
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...then its working......lol

(and those are pretty big words for a Steeler's fan....)
See, like that ^^^^^^^ (Assmuncher, is that more along the lines of what a Steeler fan should say??)
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:09 PM   #9
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:11 PM   #10
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the thought of Fabio's hair on fire

(sorry to any Fabio fans )
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:16 PM   #11
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(sorry to any Fabio fans )
Fabio's hair was on fire?????
Thats alot of flaming!
kind of made me grin as well....
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:18 PM   #12
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Something Shawn posted. It was too funny!
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Old 09-08-2009, 08:51 PM   #13
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Scoobertina: see? I can't say you are dirty if I do the same thing.. then I am dirty by association
ScooberTina: or something like that
Friend: well I know you are dirty.. and I like it
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My boys dancing to the music in a movie tonight.....hil fucking larious
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it was actually watching my dog outside after the rain stopped for a bit.. he was playing in the puddles... bouncing in and out of them actually
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Fabio's hair was on fire?????
Thats alot of flaming!
kind of made me grin as well....
this reminds me of the time when Fabio was on Apollo's Chariot (a roller coaster in Williamsburg, Va.. ) and he was hit by a goose...

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This odd looking man walking in a parking lot with plaid shorts pulled all the way up over his beer gut...totally hilarious!
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This odd looking man walking in a parking lot with plaid shorts pulled all the way up over his beer gut...totally hilarious!

No need to be mean... I couldn't find a belt and didn't want EVERYONE to see my ass!
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Today i was in the garage making a coffin for a Halloween decoration. I was checking the size to make sure I could fit in it while wife was walking to the car. She told me if I didn't fit she was sure she could.... I had to bite my tongue so hard to keep from saying "That is AFTER Halloween!"
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the text that woke me up...
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Old 09-27-2009, 05:45 AM   #23
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that tina gets texts at 5am
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it was actually 4:47 am thank you..

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R.I.P. booby... that post made me laugh.. sorry sweets...
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