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Old 03-02-2010, 10:38 AM   #1
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Default Polite Ways to Tell Someone To Go F@#$ Themselves

This thread was inspired by my last week at work, where at least daily I found a polite way to tell the company president (who actively and successfully lobbied the new owners to fire my entire department) to go f@#$ himself.

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:46 AM   #2
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Excuse me.
Would it poor form if I asked that you stop talking to me now and leave immediately?
Thank you ever so much.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:48 AM   #3
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I'd love to participate in this very important conversation with you now, but there is some fresh paint I would like to watch dry. Talk to ya later!
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:51 AM   #4
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I am really interested in all you have to say, but unfortunately your voice gives me a brain aneurysm.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:52 AM   #5
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I'll take that under advisement, thank you for your input.
Have a good day.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:53 AM   #6
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oops, I forgot the polite part...

Please buzz off.
Please get OUT!
Puuuuleeeze! Yeah, whatever.

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Old 03-02-2010, 10:54 AM   #7
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:55 AM   #8
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Could you close the door please?
uh... from the other side, please.
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:56 AM   #9
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Out of all the possible things you could think to say and THAT is what came out of your mouth?
Interesting...
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:38 AM   #11
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and you stopped taking your medications when?
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:41 AM   #12
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Oh, excuse me, is this the part where I'm supposed to pretend to give a shit?
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:45 AM   #13
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I'm sorry I don't believe I asked you for your opinion
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Oh yeah .. I could do it your way .. but I promised myself to make educated decisions today and to try to be less like those kids on the short bus.
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:53 AM   #15
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Sorry, but do I look like I give a damn?
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I'm sorry, you've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares what you think........

But if I ever DO need your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:52 PM   #17
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ohhhh your way.. well when your way becomes the right way.. I will do it.. until then.. this seems to work for me just fine.. thank you..
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Old 03-02-2010, 01:06 PM   #18
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That's a fabulous suggestion if your goal is epic fail.
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How can we solve the problem?.... Quit having these meetings.
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Are you going to cover anything new or substantial at this meeting or continue to waste my time and wonder why nothing is getting done?
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The village called, they want their idiot back.
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I just checked my calendar and I can't make your meeting because I've got a thing scheduled.
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No, I didn't see that email you sent out, let me check my spam folder.
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Polite way???? ... Why waste your breath on the person ...


Just give them the "go fuck yourself" look

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Sorry Hon ,But I gotta Pee !
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