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pink feather & grsshpprs
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Location: colorado
Age: 52
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false......sorry 100% female...lol
The person below me is horney. |
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Flirting God
Join Date: Jan 2007
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No its sunday!
The person below me is charming and witty! |
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Flirting God
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Location: I come from a land downunder, where women glow and men plunder,can you hear,can you hear the thunder
Age: 57
Posts: 19,425
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false...... drained....
the person below me is a wanker.....(cant go wrong there)
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Me dad says its gunna take willpower, there really is no easy trick. I honestly thought i'd need surgery to help keep me hand orf me dick,
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Flirting God
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: scotland
Age: 37
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lol !
the person below me also a wanker ! |
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Flirting God
Join Date: Jan 2007
Age: 59
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false.
The person below me is a tart? |
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Flirting God
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Location: No where in particular
Posts: 5,872
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False
Below me is someone very horny |
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Flirting God
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Location: I come from a land downunder, where women glow and men plunder,can you hear,can you hear the thunder
Age: 57
Posts: 19,425
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false..i think..lol
below me is sumone..that owns crotchless panties... (u there cotties??)
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Me dad says its gunna take willpower, there really is no easy trick. I honestly thought i'd need surgery to help keep me hand orf me dick,
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BBW Sex Goddess
![]() Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: My heart and soul is in a small city called Jonquiere...I only wish my body was there too!
Age: 47
Posts: 18,331
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sure, how did you know???
The person below is a wonderfully sexy! |
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Flirting God
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Location: I come from a land downunder, where women glow and men plunder,can you hear,can you hear the thunder
Age: 57
Posts: 19,425
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The person below has a blue undies..
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Me dad says its gunna take willpower, there really is no easy trick. I honestly thought i'd need surgery to help keep me hand orf me dick,
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this space for rent
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Age: 48
Posts: 28,031
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The person below me has masturbated in the last 24 hours |
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Loving Australia!
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Location: Omnipotent
Age: 36
Posts: 4,476
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True
The person below me likes it rough.
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
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this space for rent
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Age: 48
Posts: 28,031
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True
The person below me has farted today........ |
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Flirting God
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Um! I may have!
next person enjoys dancing... |
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Loving Australia!
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Location: Omnipotent
Age: 36
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Oh Jen did you reply to the right one??!! True I do The next person likes giving oral sex
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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
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Flirting God
Join Date: Jan 2007
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[quote=pixiegirl]Oh Jen did you reply to the right one??!!
No... and changed it accordingly!! ![]() |
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Living life with passion
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Location: Joisey
Age: 47
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The tongue is ready
Next person likes bubble baths |
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Flirting Goddess
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True..def true
Next person likes to give a strip tease by candle light of course |
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Living life with passion
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Location: Joisey
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even with the help of a webcam.
Next person likes to cum more than once a day. |
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Flirting Goddess
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Age: 37
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TRUE....more than twice too Next person likes to have sex on the beach |
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Mighty's sex toy
![]() Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: ...in the arms of my baby...
Age: 45
Posts: 11,938
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The person below me is an incredibly sexy woman. She believes in telling it like it is and she definitely has the goods...don't you think?
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Marriage is like making pancakes, you always have to throw the first one out. Anonymous
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Living life with passion
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Location: Joisey
Age: 47
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Oh, thank you OIC. I love to strut my stuff for you.
Person below is an animal in bed. |
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