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Old 03-04-2007, 06:19 AM   #1
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false......sorry 100% female...lol

The person below me is horney.
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:22 AM   #2
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No its sunday!


The person below me is charming and witty!
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:24 AM   #3
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false...... drained....

the person below me is a wanker.....(cant go wrong there)
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:29 AM   #4
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lol !

the person below me also a wanker !
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:33 AM   #5
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false.

The person below me is a tart?
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:49 AM   #6
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FALSE

below me is not wearing briefs?
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:13 AM   #7
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False


Below me is someone very horny
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:17 AM   #8
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true

below me is someone always playing around?
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:30 AM   #9
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false..i think..lol

below me is sumone..that owns crotchless panties... (u there cotties??)
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:41 AM   #10
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False.....

The person below me has a good friend in Georgia
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:34 AM   #11
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sure, how did you know???


The person below is a wonderfully sexy!
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Old 03-04-2007, 09:49 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by UltimateNaneki
sure, how did you know???


The person below is a wonderfully sexy!
yep.. no.. WTF, how wud i know that??

The person below has a blue undies..
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:30 AM   #13
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yep.. no.. WTF, how wud i know that??

The person below has a blue undies..
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The person below me has masturbated in the last 24 hours
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:03 PM   #14
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False....

The person below me is going to masturbate in the next 24 hours
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:04 PM   #15
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True




The person below me likes it rough.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:10 PM   #16
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True




The person below me has farted today........
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:11 PM   #17
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Um! I may have!

next person enjoys dancing...
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:13 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pragmaticJenny
Damn right I do...


next person enjoys dancing...

Oh Jen did you reply to the right one??!!
True I do



The next person likes giving oral sex
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:14 PM   #19
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[quote=pixiegirl]Oh Jen did you reply to the right one??!!

No... and changed it accordingly!!
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:15 PM   #20
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The tongue is ready


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Old 03-04-2007, 03:24 PM   #21
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True..def true

Next person likes to give a strip tease by candle light of course
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:25 PM   #22
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even with the help of a webcam.

Next person likes to cum more than once a day.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:33 PM   #23
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Quote:
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even with the help of a webcam.

Next person likes to cum more than once a day.
There you go teasing about that webcam...I'm weak boy, weak

TRUE....more than twice too

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Old 03-04-2007, 03:37 PM   #24
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The person below me is an incredibly sexy woman. She believes in telling it like it is and she definitely has the goods...don't you think?
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:41 PM   #25
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Oh, thank you OIC. I love to strut my stuff for you.


Person below is an animal in bed.
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