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Old 04-28-2008, 11:11 PM   #1
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If you only had five minutes alone with the person above you, how would you spend the time?? Naughtiness is expected.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:13 PM   #2
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:14 PM   #3
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with my tongue buried inside you as far as I could get it

probing, teasing, tasting
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:20 PM   #4
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with my tongue buried inside you as far as I could get it

probing, teasing, tasting
Well, I would probably want to spend the time getting to know you on a beach, with a drink.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:22 PM   #5
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Just kissing.....it's a good way to spend 5 minutes
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:23 PM   #6
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Well, I would probably want to spend the time getting to know you on a beach, with a drink.
so much for naughtiness! What.. no splashing around in a pool of jello??
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:23 PM   #7
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Just kissing.....it's a good way to spend 5 minutes
Tying up, slowly, hands, feet, kissing slowly..............Wait....

I need another five minutes........
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:23 PM   #8
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Just kissing.....it's a good way to spend 5 minutes
5 minutes alone with Krystal? Well, we would compare out vibrators and bondage gear, and laugh our asses off.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:25 PM   #9
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Five min alone...with either of you girls hhmm thats easy lick you like a loly pop.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:28 PM   #10
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Well, I would probably want to spend the time getting to know you on a beach, with a drink.
it would be hard to talk with my mouth full
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Haha true...5 minutes is enough time to demonstrate a spreader bar for you
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:31 PM   #12
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:36 PM   #13
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hmm what would be the best way to get to know you four?
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hmm what would be the best way to get to know you four?
Flirting starts with saying hi and I have five min for you!! lol
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If i had five minutes with four i'd share a drink with her and giggle a lot!
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If I had five min with jelly we would have a blast.
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If i had 5 minutes alone with any of you girls I'd lock the door so no one could get us out!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:45 PM   #18
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If I had five min with jelly we would have a blast.
If I had 5 minutes with Four, we would start out laughing, and I'd probably end up grabbing her boobs.
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:46 PM   #19
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you know what? i'd simply like to watch.

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IF I had 5 minutes with surf we would laugh alot and have lots ,lots of fun

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If I had five min with torin and jelly it would turn out being 5 hours and and no one would ever know what happened behind jellys closed door. lol
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If I had 5 minutes with Four, we would start out laughing, and I'd probably end up grabbing her boobs.
5 min with Tori... hmm probably wear a Santa outfit, she could sit on my lap and lie to ma about how she has been a good girl and listen to her tell me what she wants for Christmas
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Hi, i'm shy......but I have 6 minutes for you.....
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If I had 5 minutes with Kay1965, I would caress with my tongue, every square inch of her body.
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If I had five min with kay she would be knocking on Jellys door asking to join in the five hour party
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